St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day! St. Patrick's Day!
For those not in the know, I am roughly 204% Irish, so today is really my day to shine and barf all over the toilet seat. For example, I walk into the office this morning...
Gregg: "Let's get drunk"
Tonya: "Lauren's already drunk"
Lauren: "I just hooked up the IV at 12:01 last night and passed out. w00t!"
Sarah: "Who left an empty coffee pot? Bad. You die."
Lauren: "It didn't have any Bailey's in it. I didn't know what to do"
This would be less funny if all of these events didn't actually happen.
Also, you are wearing green, correct? I am. You better watch it, cuz I pinch you. I pinch you for real.
There's no picture of you!!
Does orange count? I am wearing orange. That still counts, I think
Yeah, sorry about that. Usually and on occasion, I leave my desk for a little while between the hours of noon and 1pm to consume this thing called lunch. Lunch is when you ingest food. Food contains the required nutrients to survive.
I checked your webcam and I simply say that you are too cute for words... which makes no sense when you think about it because I did put the thought into words, but I am just going to assume that you understand what I am saying. Wow, maybe I am drunk already as well.