I had a really weird dream last night which involved an airport, paris, and a very cranky security guard. In it, I was about to leave for Paris (which I think is because I was watching the Seinfeld with the raincoats and Mr. & Mrs. Seinfeld's trip to Paris). I was stopped at security by a guard who needed to verify my identity. This involved asking me series of questions which I answered. In the end, I guess I didn't do so well, because they told me that is not how Lauren Liss would have answered. And I was not allowed to board the plane.

I then took the Disneyland monorail home.