1. Vagina:: Monologues
2. Racism:: big meanie
3. Mother's Day:: bouquet
4. Fire alarm:: sprinklers
5. Elvis:: pelvis
6. Pregnant:: bun in the oven
7. Vacation:: Chevy Chase
8. Waffles:: Eggo
9. Perpendicular:: Tripindicular
10. Hospital:: Bed

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