i like to believe that the internet has done all these cool things like created a global village and taken down borders, made life easier, opened up the world to new possibilities. but from looking at my incoming search terms on my stats, you really have to wonder...

the newest dance craze - "kids doing the pee-pee dance at school or the store"
words of great wisdom - "confuscious say monkey poo" (?!?!?)
hmmm...what did i do this weekend? - "sues weekend humiliation you can also read what sue thought about it afterwards"
I got an F on my report card - "forging your parents writing"
I am going to rob them of all their milkshakes - "blueprint of steak n shake"
help! random boredness is taking over! - "help! random boredness is taking over!"
i need latin text, but don't hear well - "lauren ipsum"