from cnn

"A Georgia woman who tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart was arrested, and police later found two more of the bills in her purse."

things alice regina pike can purchase with her highly useful million dollar bills

1. 2,200 carat diamond bra from victoria's secret - 11 bills
   
2. lee majors - 6 bills
   
3. bill gates home - 53 bills
   
4. krispy kreme franchise - 2 bills