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Thursday, Dec 23 2004 | 0 comments

This poor, sad sucker actually thinks he is corresponding with the CEO of Starbucks. Ass.


Date: Weds, 10 Nov 2004 12:49:02 +0200 (PDT)
From: rxxxxxxxxxx@starbucks.com
To: "Orin C. Smith" |
Subject: Re: Welcome to Starbucks

I am fine with the things you have asked of me (at least so far) so no problem there. I will continue to watch Ms. Crisholm and let you know if I see anything else. I did forget one thing from while you were gone. I did see her walk out of the women's bathroom and she was wiping her nose and her eyes were kind of red. For a second I thought she was crying but when I saw her pupils I think that she may have been doing cocaine. I don't have proof, but I thought you might like to know this.

Roger Simmons


Date: Thur, 11 Nov 2004 09:51:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Orin C. Smith" |
To: rxxxxxxxxxx@starbucks.com
Subject: Re: Welcome to Starbucks

Fantastic work Simmons! You're a regular Sherlock Holmes. I have suspected drugs for a long time but now that you've confirmed it, I am quite sure. I have to figure out how I will handle this. Please keep on the lookout for additional proof which I can take to the board of directors when the time is right. Do you own a video camera?

Orin C. Smith
President, Chief Executive Officer
Starbucks Corp.


Date: Thur, 11 Nov 2004 21:33:06 +0200 (PDT)
From: rxxxxxxxxxx@starbucks.com
To: "Orin C. Smith" |
Subject: Re: Welcome to Starbucks:

I will keep a close watch. I'm not 100% sure about the cocaine thing but I'm about 90-95% sure. I will look to see if I notice other signs of drug use and let you know. No, I don't currently have a video camera.

Roger Simmons

posted by Lauren at 02:53 PM


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