I thought the absurd influx in traffic coming to my site was from those stupid porn spam clone blogs, which I have blocked from coming back. Rude referrers. Anyway, it is not because of porn. Instead, it is because of some lame ass platic load of crap. even more insanity about <whisper>sex</whisper> bracelets, evidenced by my search statistics. Oh yes, the number of requests is ridiculous.
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What is really amazing is the fact that they all say the same thing, except 50 different ways. Who says English isn't a flexible language?
UPDATE!!!!!
An explanation of the jelly bracelet phenomenon can be found here. if you are too lazy to click, here is the down and dirty
"from snopes.com, your leading source for urban legend
"Nothing in the various "sex bracelet" news stories we've pawed through indicates girls are actually using these fashion items to declare willingness to engage in various acts, or that boys are breaking the bracelets off of girls in the belief that so doing grants them a right to claim what they think has been advertised. Rather, the bannings are an attempt to unring a bell — to return children to a time when they weren't so focused on sex."
another article in the Chicago Tribune points out the blatant heresy in the whole sex bracelets steaming pile of crap.
"However, recent attempts to find even one teen in the Chicago area who could verify the trend turned up only hoots of derision and more than a few "yucks." And if you check out the reliable Urban Legends Reference Pages (www.snopes.com), the consensus is that the fad is an inside joke ... on adults.
Dr. Cynthia Mears, head of adolescent medicine at Children's Memorial Hospital, sees these bracelets on the arms of many of her young patients, and says the young people do call them "sex bracelets."
Yet when she asks them if that's really what happens, "they giggle and say, `Of course not.' They'd never do that! But some in the media must assume kids are that stupid," she said. "A bracelet is not going to make a child have sex. Sometimes kids do dumb things to keep up their image, but most kids would not think of wearing sex on their sleeves, you know?"
so, for all you nervous wreck parents who have been flooding this site with search requests for more information on these dirty dirty little plastic rings, i hope this will help you sleep better at night. susie will not sleep with bobby just because he pulled off her bracelet in "snaps". she is not the blow job queen of her elementary school because her arm is filled with blue bracelets. blue just happens to be her favorite color. remember? her room is blue? her comforter? her coat? her nails? her favorite doll's dress? yeah."
So, if you still want to know "what's all the bracelets mean", the answer is NOTHING. ok? NOT A DAMN THING.
another tool for the lethagic and apathetic
googlerace.com uses very very extensive math and algorithms to gather all the information you have ever wanted to know about the presidential candidate of your choice, and how he/she ranks in comparison to others.
actually, it just uses a simple formula to analyze google search results to find out how many related entries there are on your search terms and the various candidates. it lookies a little like this:
looking up "crap" finds that Al Sharpton wins the crap award, then Lieberman, Dean, Bush and Kerry. The election looks so bright, I gotta wear shades.
unconscious mutterings, week 41
- Plan B:: from outer space
- Seattle:: Starbucks
- The lady wore:: Red
- Upsetting:: Tantrum
- Tampon:: Tampax
- Celebrity:: Deathmatch
- Baja:: Under
- 64:: bit
- RGB:: CMYK
- Milkshake:: Steak n' Shake
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Microsoft jumps on the increasingly laden and not very profit turning online music wagon (via fox news)
Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) said Monday it will jump into the online music sector next year, joining an increasingly crowded market that already includes Apple Computer Inc.'s (AAPL) iTunes (search) Music Store and Roxio Inc.'s (ROXI) reborn Napster online music service.
"We are excited to confirm that MSN will deliver a download music service next year, and we look forward to sharing more details at a later date," said Lisa Gurry, lead product manager for Microsoft's online division MSN.
the national beard registry has turned jessica's beard submission down because they are not accepting fake beards at this point.
pooh.