I had a really weird dream last night which involved an airport, paris, and a very cranky security guard. In it, I was about to leave for Paris (which I think is because I was watching the Seinfeld with the raincoats and Mr. & Mrs. Seinfeld's trip to Paris). I was stopped at security by a guard who needed to verify my identity. This involved asking me series of questions which I answered. In the end, I guess I didn't do so well, because they told me that is not how Lauren Liss would have answered. And I was not allowed to board the plane.
I then took the Disneyland monorail home.
Sounds like that new Tom Hanks movie, where his country's govnernment dissolves and then he's locked inside the airport. Or the episode of the Simpsons, the Monorail one. That episode kicks ass!
Too bad you did not get to see Paris, but riding the Disney monorail home sounds like a dream come true.