i am not the world's hugest brad pitt fan. yes, i realize that he is very attractive. and i think he picks awesome roles to play. but i have plenty of boyfriend cards, and he isn't one of them. he's too obvious.
HOWEVER
troy is a totally new ballgame. he is a totally buff, hot piece of ass that does nothing but look good. and he does it VERY VERY WELL. almost all of his spoken parts are trite manure but, man, does he polish the turd. his very nude scenes and the brief moments of "greek skirt being brushed up in battle revealing a generous portion of upper thigh" are well worth a movie ticket.
other than that, i have warned brianne not see this. she is convinced that she is going to marry orlando bloom, but she will change her tune after this. he is a TOTAL WEINIE!!! Surely because of this, Patrcik will insist that they go out and see it right away.
on the scale of "heinous" to "totally bitchin", i decide it requires a new scale. i give it a "totally hot and sexy, buy as soon as it is released on DVD and have a hot date with your TV"
I LOOOOVE Brad Pitt. I watched Legends of the Fall like 15 times, just to see him. Its pathetic, yet I still can't get enough. I can not wait to see Troy. His butt is soooo sexy!
Good rating!