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All you have to do is talk...
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Reply to: anon-32895520@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-06-04, 1:32PM CDT
I've had some difficult times lately. A lot of anger has been swallowed. I feel like being mean to someone. I will give you $20 and buy you a beverage and pastry. All you have to do is meet me at a coffee shop on the northside, sit down, and tell me about yourself, your job, whatever you want. After about a half hour I will verbally tear you a new one. Tell you exactly what is wrong with you, your life, why you haven't gotten anywhere. Say horrible things about your dreams, hobbies and pursuits. Tell you your boyfriend or girlfriend is ugly and that's what you deserve. You will hate me and hopefully feel horrible about yourself, but you will earn $20. You just have to be able to take what I dish out without responding. If you cry I'll add another $5. Seriously inquiries only. Yes, I'm already in therapy, but thanks for asking.
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