you would think that it being in syndication and on 300 times a day would be enough for me. but, guess what? it's not. i need more. i need ben sinclair's random law & order plot generator. for example:
A dead infant is discovered in a park by the perpetrator. Lenny and Curtis initially pin the crime on an evil doctor, but after they sweat the confession out of the suspect in a bland and routine questioning, they arrest Lenny himself. McCoy and Kincaid prosecute, but McCoy must confront the mafia to win. The old DA nods knowingly and says "Always forgive your enemies...they hate that !" Alf guest stars.
related: 24 generator. example:
The CTU team phone Jack continually for some reason. Jack drives to the badguys' hideout after a tip-off from Nina. Inside a car Jack has stolen the phone rings continuously while the clock keeps on counting.
Senator Palmer's aide makes eyes at him in front of his wife. Teri arranges to meet Kim at Division. Jack is attracted to a skinny woman with short hair and jawbones you could drink soup out of.
Several CTU employees worry about the situation much to the amusement of Victor Drazen. Meanwhile, we are all wondering if we'll ever see the 747 hijacker woman ever again...
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